So...I'm 17 now. What'd I get for my birthday? The continuation of over 48 hours of nonstop pain and puking my guts up every few hours. But I'm finally better now!
So before I tell you about my Tuesday (more like doomsday) morning mishap that landed me in the hospital, I'd like to say THANK you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!
So it started around 9:30. Cramps. Not unusual for this time of month, but this pain didn't feel like the kind I'm used to, and it only got worse. Excruciatingly so. I went home early between 10:30-11:00 and took some pain medication. It seemed to work, only the pain shifted to my left side and was only very subtle, and it never truly went away. And slowly it got worse and worse until we decided I should probably go to the emergency room.
Not only did I get to writhe on a hospital bed for hours while they took forever to do anything except send in multiple people asking me the same questions and poking at my stomach and giving me shitty tylenol which never works for me to begin with but I also had to go through a bunch of other shitty terrible traumatizing things that I'm not going into detail with. The only pain medication they gave me that worked (this was the third medication) was morphine, and even then the pain was still there and I fucking hate morphine. Sure it makes the pain just some dull throb in the background and you feel all nice and high and drowsy but you CANNOT fall asleep while you're on that shit and you constantly feel like you're being watched. Even if the person isn't paying attention to you or they're fucked up on their own they're THERE and I kid you not I woke up hourly and I first started throwing my guts up at the hospital. It happened once or twice there, once on the way home and I have no idea how many times since then. Oh and the best part? They never figured out what was wrong with me. They did give me vicodin though.
Tuesday night - practically no sleep
Wednedsay - miserable pain, a bit more sleep
Thursday - birthday! I fixed myself. I actually fucking slept too! The pain is all but gone, I'm healing. I'm dehydrated and am finally keeping foods down.
But as far as presents go...
I got an awesome video camera,
A DSlite (cuz I still play GBA games, I know. I'm lame)
Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass (and some other games)
An infrared filter (YAY!)
Two pairs of capri pants (pink and white)
A peach color camisole
A BEAUTIFUL rose print sundress
A bubble gun
Ramune drinks + Hi-chew Japanese candy
A scrapbook
And I am thrilled. Maybe I'll get to eat my awesome delicious cake today. La~
**Forgive typos, I'm still kinda out of it